"so what’d you have for lunch today?"
If you really want to lose weight, you’ll find a way to do it.
If not, you’ll find 39,584 excuses to avoid doing so.
bb, we gon’ get thru this
Did you know that if you stand in front of a mirror post-binge and say your name three times in a row, the Pillsbury Doughboy will hop out and force-feed you a Crescent Roll?
Only a chic girl knows what she’s going to have for dinner 13 days in advance
Me whenever someone inquires if I have an extra Adderall to spare
And on the eighth day, God created Splenda.
They remind me of college libraries, Jersey and sticky club floors?
At least you’re doing it right!
Me every time the server comes to take my order
only a chic girl can accurately calculate the BMIs of flabby tourists, tubby dogs, fat trees and overstuffed garbage bags with just one passing glance
*hears that mushrooms help with fat-burning*
*goes and ravages entire forest*
just walked past a store that sells handheld pies
what the fuck is wrong with the world.